Epidilius: Rules to New Girl's True American


epidilius:

Game prep:

Arrange the cans of beer around the bottle of rum. The cans are Pawns of the Secret Order, the rum is the King, and the arrangement is called the Castle.

Decide on 4 Zones, and arrange platforms ( chairs, buckets, anything ) in patterns through them. The 5th Zone is the Zone with the…

SERIOUSLY RIGHT NOW?!

I JUST found out that Jef Holm and Emily Maynard broke up and I am devastated.

There is no hope. 

Love does not exist. 

Waaaah. 

:(

:(

zetadar:

thatspookyguy:

princess-jellicent:

still weird XD;

It’s Incase you happen to get a wild encounter in a bush…


haahhahaha

zetadar:

thatspookyguy:

princess-jellicent:

still weird XD;

It’s Incase you happen to get a wild encounter in a bush…

haahhahaha

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drawsomethingmisha:

lyricalblueswing:

This post makes my day alittle better every time I see it :)

i’m convinced this is what all wild animals do when i’m not looking.  the last frame is the bear realizing he’s been caught. I SEE YOU, BEAR. THE JIG IS UP.

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Butterflies can’t see their wings. They can’t see how truly beautiful they are, but everyone else can. People are like that as well.

Butterflies can’t see their wings. They can’t see how truly beautiful they are, but everyone else can. People are like that as well.

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Reblog if you have less than 1,000 followers.


jessielightyear:

spooky-takenbytom:

pinkapie:

god-of-gold:

jennstarkid:

tumblr nobodies, UNITE!!

i think you mean…

ASSEMBLE.

No he meant unite

NO.

ASSEMBLE.

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cuntpls:

EVERYBODY STOP WHAT THE FUCK YOUR DOING FOR 2 FUCKING SECONDS YOUR SEX POSTS CAN HOLD 1 TITTY SECOND.
EVERYBODY THERE IS A FUCKING PANDA ROLLING ON YOUR FUCKING DASH YOU BETTER REBLOG THAT SHIT.

cuntpls:

EVERYBODY STOP WHAT THE FUCK YOUR DOING FOR 2 FUCKING SECONDS YOUR SEX POSTS CAN HOLD 1 TITTY SECOND.

EVERYBODY THERE IS A FUCKING PANDA ROLLING ON YOUR FUCKING DASH YOU BETTER REBLOG THAT SHIT.

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Karen and the Babes x Horse

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“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your ‘religious freedom.’ If you don’t like birth control, don’t use it. Religious freedom doesn’t mean you can force others to live by your own beliefs.”

President Barack Obama

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betsyyoung:

Who’s next?
I’d like to think of River as a Cheshire Cat type character. Appearing and disappearing at random, but is always there to help you when you need it most.

This is perfection.

betsyyoung:

Who’s next?

I’d like to think of River as a Cheshire Cat type character. Appearing and disappearing at random, but is always there to help you when you need it most.

This is perfection.

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